| Is there a God? |
| Yes and he/she/it hates you. |
| I hate my family what should I do? |
| Relax, they hate you to. |
| Why does it hurt when I pee? |
| You zigged when you should have zagged! |
| All my friends are doing smack I want to be cool like them |
| Save yourself some time and effort just buy a gun now and shove it in your mouth. |
| Why does everybody suck? |
| Because you are too cool for school. |
| What is the meaning of life? |
| To evolve to the point that you can ask an original question. |
| Are we there yet? |
| yes but your not invited |
| Has this milk gone bad? |
| No, tough love straightened it right out. |
| Does this dress make me look fat? |
| (there is not correct answer, cover your ears start yelling lalalala and run away!) |
| Did you cum? |
| Why are you still here? |
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