I sat at my mixing desk watching a mosquito. She lay upside down twitching and struggling to right herself.

Shitbirds on Parade (the ongoing adventures of doing production for No talent fukwads)

What if Jesus came back to Earth and he was a complete asshole?

I am not talking about the sandal wearing, hanging on a cross, wine drinking, whore loving Jesus, not that guy, but rather some just some douche-bag with tons of fans, all the right moves, and a great haircut...

...may you find in death the peace that so obviously eluded you in life...

Well this guy actually did