During a DJ set I was playing a drunk party slut stumbles up to the table, bumps into booth, spills a drink and then says...

We were in Osaka on tour and had been traveling all night. We had arrived at 7:30 a.m. and were going to load into the club at 1p.m. the tour manager had decided IN HONOR OF PROFITS and cost saving there would be no hotel today. We would just have to kill time until the load in at 1p.m.

I was not impressed.

The following is almost verbatim, the exchange took place while I waiting in line at a bank. The gentleman in question was obviously some sort of Madison Ave Corp prick who had had an extended three martini lunch....

I recently had the pleasure of playing and touring with an Australian outfit Called Godswounds.

Sometimes a particular place will have inherit prerequisite activities. For instance if you visit Paris you would most likely try and go to the Eiffel tower, or if you go to Vegas you would try and see a Vegas Show and show girls, Hollywood: the sign etc.. you get the idea.
In Bangkok it is the magic pussy show.