If I get another...

I think that if I get another glittery, sparkly “Thanks for Da Add man” friend request or post I may vomit out my asshole.

How in the fuck can anybody ever justify that kind of unimaganitive laziness? You are on a social networking site and you can’t even bother to come up with something remotely clever or interesting. This… this is how your present yourself? A boring, unoriginal twat who uses glittery graphics to express the simplest of thoughts because you can’t be bothered to…. fuck in hell

This is net equivalent of pulp mail flyers shoved into your mail box.

I used to just refuse them or delete them if they even dared to post that glittery prefab crap, now I make them jump through hoops and answer questions like, “my Dad needs my kidney should I give it to him?” or I was raped by my yoga teacher but now I am really flexible should I tell anybody?”

ahhh good times, they need to be fucked with.